If you must know something about me you must know that I
HATE doing laundry! Indeed I would pay a large amount of money (in my dreams) for a laundry-keeper (similar to housekeeper but strictly for laundry.) This such keeper would be responsible for removal of stains-keeping the whites white, and the brights bright, for washing,
drying, folding, hanging, organizing, and placing all laundered items in their appropriate place. I have a button on my dryer labeled "Wrinkle Release" and I'm not
exaggerating when I say that I utilize this button
repetitively on the same load. Let me explain-once a load had been dried and is ready to be folded-I instead utilize the "Wrinkle Release" button (in hopes that the laundry will remove & fold itself) to avoid the inevitable. My gas bill suffers, my spouse and children suffer, and I too suffer from this habit! I am a Laundry Loser!
Replay of my conversation with
BPC this am.
Mr.-
Honey do you know where all my underwear are?
Mrs.-
Yes they are in the laundry basket!Mr.-
the clean clothes basket or the dirty clothes basket?
Mrs.-
ummmm...Mr
.- I'm wearing chonies that I haven't worn in 5 years!Mrs
.-Be thankful your 5 year old chonies still fit!Mr
.-I guess I'm sporting Long Johns today!Mrs.
I have some undies you can borrow!Well I must end this post as I just heard the dryer beep-"Wrinkle Release" here I come!